Paul: What's good with you?
Me: Nothing much man. I'm working at Modell's on Times Square...
Paul: Damn, Cool kid. How come you always get the cool jobs?
Me: I Don't know. I'm just a cool guy.
Paul: Whatever. White people just aren't threatened by you.
Me: WoW. You just said that. I'm throwing that on my fucking blog.
Classic.
